Pan was a bin dipper.
a roomful of creative ideas and brush strokes of word-paint, made of glass and perched high above the water
Saturday, 26 February 2011
Panhandle: extract from Chapter 9 of MakerMeeter
Pan was a bin dipper.
Thursday, 24 February 2011
I heard the din, the hollow din
Tuesday, 22 February 2011
Love Songs in Age
Monday, 21 February 2011
Extract from the Good Book
Jeremiah 5:21-25
21 Hear this, you foolish and senseless people,
who have eyes but do not see,
who have ears but do not hear:
22 Should you not fear me?
Should you not tremble in my presence?
I made the sand a boundary for the sea,
an everlasting barrier it cannot cross.
The waves may roll, but they cannot prevail;
they may roar, but they cannot cross it.
23 But these people have stubborn and rebellious hearts;
they have turned aside and gone away.
24 They do not say to themselves,
‘Let us fear the LORD our God,
who gives autumn and spring rains in season,
who assures us of the regular weeks of harvest.’
25 Your wrongdoings have kept these away;
your sins have deprived you of good.
Tuesday, 15 February 2011
Lessons In Money Get Taught
Things that are bad get bought
Lessons in life are incremental
Lessons in money get taught
Throw-away wealth gets stacked up hourly
Valuable trust takes time
Get hooked on a life of hard endeavour
Chill out on a life of crime
Silly little things are valued highly
Stuff that you covet is not
How many times you get what you want
Comes down to the decimal dot
Trodden-on poor get ripped off royally
Decadent rich get paid
Pretty young girls get confidence crises
Ugly old men get laid
Time flies by for the people who need more
Life stands still for the bored
Sensible men die young from cancer
Old men live by the sword
Day follows night and the world keeps spinning
It’s a non-stop repetitive blast
It doesn’t make sense
Don’t lose
Keep winning
Just get all your lessons in fast
Monday, 14 February 2011
Take Me To The Marble Street Cut
Thursday, 10 February 2011
Saturday, 5 February 2011
texted mobile rapping - a log
in a Manchester casino with his chips on number three
I said “Comics come in handy
I myself prefer the Dandy
It’s a cracking little fly swat and can also kill a bee”.
Tarantino lost his chips and so was gouging salsa dips
that had been spiked with Esso four star from a well in Aberdeen once it got
smuggled in as cargo by a speeding Greta Garbo
and the Dangermouse voice-over guy who fancies Gary Breen
Gary Breen was doubled over in a crack house down in Dover
after four long lines of charlie and a big bowl of ice cream
R2D2’s squeaking catalized his ears to leaking
as he sped off on his Harley like his hero Barry Sheen
…...........
A Jew from Nova Scotia ate some meat that wasn’t Kosher
so he dipped his face in razor blades and severed half his tongue
then took a direct flight to Aston
broke his leg and got a cast on
after saving first half penalties from cup-tied Ashley Young
Ashley Young looked in the mirror
staring back he saw Godzilla eating tubes of polyfilla
after several vats of rum
the scoffing and the drinking and the thoughts the beast was thinking
started poor old Ashley shrinking to the size of Tom Thumb
Tom Thumb was in the shower humming songs like Fight The Power
when an infrastructure black-out pitched his bathroom into dark so then he
started touring Texas in a beige Toyota Lexus
and enrolled to do a PHD with Dr Miriam Stark
Miriam Stark was learning about butter and how churning
pulls ingredients together and allows the mix to set.
Armed with her new knowledge that she gained from Salford College
she skipped to have a butter scone with best friend Boba Fett
Postman Pat and Boba got geared up in Paul Smith clobber
proper sinking pints of Guinness watching Skins re-runs on Sky and big style
pigging on a hot cross bun when copperhead Anne Robinson
yelled “Boba, with six votes, you are the weakest link. Goodbye!”
…......
I’ve been flying round the quays with home-made jet packs on my knees
and I’ve got all the other joggers looking up at me in awe
so if I make it to the Odeon from my Abito podium
in eighteen seconds flat I’ll catch directors cuts of Saw
who had teamed up with the keyboard man from Ocean Colour Scene.
He’d just been sacked before the break up and was
doing hair & make-up for a lady boy who looked like
Helen Mirren in The Queen.
Wednesday, 2 February 2011
Danegeld
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